Thursday, May 19, 2011

FIRST!

I think its hilarious to see the newb internetters always calling first post on threads and blogs.

Nerd thing to do today.
Bust out your gameboy kids. I'm playing Mario Land 2. The sequel to Mario Land. Based on the Mario Brothers from the original Nintendo console. Play it, or at least the first few levels. It will take you back to a simpler time when games only had two d's.

MOVIE
This week I was recommended the movie Solaris with George Clooney. It has many undertones of 2001 especially with the soundtrack. But it's a Scifi to see. The production value is great. The story is interesting. It is slow but if your a nerd with a taste for Asian cinema, you are used to slow movies.

QUOTE
"Malta! Maker of fine crosses, knights, and falcons!"
-Crow T. Robot

This quote taken from the MST3K Episode 1008, Season 10 "Final Justice"

This quote is awesome because...
Knights that started as an order of monks who came to Malta circa 1530 and ended up becoming a military order that protected crusaders and those "folk that longen to goon on pilgrimages And palmeres for to seken straunge strondes," the crosses were considered the sign of the christian warrior. The Maltese Falcon was a movie starring Humphrey Bogart from 1941.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Grand Opening

Are you cool? popular? good at sports?
Do you wish you could lack social skills and proper hygene? Do you find yourself comfortable in the action figure isle at walmart? Do you feel like the only one on the inside of your inside jokes?

Well BUCK UP BOYS! There's Hope!
(...and we get those jokes)

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